Saturday, November 21, 2009

Star Trek VS. Tails Doll.

Okay, so those people who know about the Tails Doll bear with me because I have to explain to those who don't that read this blog.

Okay, so there's this video game, Sonic R, and there's a thing where if you tag supersonic with a character ( tailsy ) it will unleash the real tails doll. He does not live, he is a doll version of tails and he is completely evil. But if you unleash him he will come after you. You will become his brainwashed minion slave and serve in his evil lair for all eternity and it will be like you never existed in this plane. Creepy right? And here's the other thing s that the people that were really close to you will sort of remember you, but either they will fall into the reality where you never existed or be driven crazy.

Right, so then there's this Star Trek movie and it's called first contact. So my cousin, Ferin, and her Husband, Anthony, were over and we were talking about how long it's been since we've seen all the star trek movies and my mom said " You know, I've been having some problems remembering First Contact." and Ferin was like " It's funny you should say that because we were at the video store the other day and we were trying to rent a copy-"

I don't remember how she put it, but this is the story and I shit you not.

So Ferin and Anthony went down to the movie store and they were trying to find a copy of this movie. When they couldn't find it they asked the lady at the counter to check for a movie called Star Trek: First Contact. She told them that it never existed and sure enough, even though there were all the other star trek movies there was no record of first contact.

Then I said, "well maybe it went up against the Tails Doll"

We were joking about it for a while, but it did start to make sense. Ferin said she had asked around and as far as she could tell we were the only ones to remember and it had been erased from the official database which is consistent with the Tails Doll MO. Well then we thought, well that falls apart in two places. First of all, why would we be the only ones to remember? Sure, we all like Star Trek, but why us and not a die hard fan that is a lot closer to the series. Second of all, mom had a store bought copy of the movie.

With the Tails Doll jokes aside we went to go get the movie to lend to them, since they still want to see it. THIS PART IS WEIRD!!!!! So, there is the fourth star trek movie on the shelf there, but there's only a spot where the First Contact was supposed to be. Weird Right?

So here's what happened: My mother's copy of the Star Trek movie went up against the Tails Doll and lost. So the tails Doll took it as a minion and then erased all the official records of it and all other copies. But because we were the closest people to the copy that the Tails Doll took and kept, we remember.

Then we found an unofficial copy that we think was mailed to us by the FBI. That means that there is someone else out there who knows for sure, and this means that there is still a chance for Star Trek to win!!!!! Please, if you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this epic movie, or how to help us fight the forces of the Tails Doll, please, contact me through this blog, by email or by myspace... but be warned, even though my blog is extremely difficult to find, it could be being watched by either the FBI or the supporters of the other side. So please, burn this blog after reading.

Seriously though... if anything strange or unusual happens, we should be the first to know .

Keep reading for updates on the....

Star Trek VS. Tails Doll


2 comments:

  1. Strange as it seems, it does sound crazy enough to be true. After everything else Tailsy has done, I've stopped really asking "why would that happen?" It doesn't really help. Like with Reaper.

    Will we have to rescue your movie (being totally serious here; honestly)?

    Hope you feel better soon! *hug*

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  2. Hey, hope u had a good thankgiving. I don't really feel too much better an some weird stuff has been happening, really weird. But hey, what else is new.

    We really do need to rescue my movie and we also have some not-as-fake- psychic detective stuff I forgot we were in charge of now that we should take care of.

    Good luck with you paper btw, I think I've decided not to do mine. Jk, kind of

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