Haxy ( yeas, with an a )

Look at Ferin's avatar. Isn't it cute? Ferin if you're seeing this, don't be mad, you gave me the ability to get into your account in the first place, you had it coming. ( insert cell block tango parody here) So... anyway... my point is if I ask you about my blog, I'll know for sure if you've read it. Look how cute ( at least I didn't save it )

A children's story

I have to write a children's story for art class, here's what I was thinking.

Once upon a time, there was a princess who was trapped in a tower by her father, the king. She was kept watched by a huge, fire-breathing dragon.

There was a prince, whose mother wanted him to settle down with a nice princess.

Well this is the part where the prince slays the dragon, and marries the beautiful princess and they live happily ever after, right kids?

Wrong.

The King didn't lock the princess up because he's afraid of her marrying and him losing his throne, on the contrary, he wants very much to retire and keeps portraits of Hawaii under his ever so ancient bed. He keeps the princess locked up by his best friend, the dragon, because she has the tendency to murder villagers and keep them in her basement. Also, the prince is gay, and much too busy frolicking with the other princes to care very much about what his mother tells him one way or the other.

The moral of this story kids: Nothing is always like it seems.

December 13th: Tom's Birthday.

Okay, so today, December 13th is my own personal national holiday. Basically, even though only me, and people that know me, celebrate today but I think it should be a national holiday. Today is Tom's Birthday. I don't know if you've figured this out about me yet, but I love Tom.

For those of you who still don't know who Tom is, let me give a short explanation ( yes this is short for how much I know about him)

Thomas Matthew DeLonge the second was born December 13th 1975 in Poway California. He is a Saggitarius. He got kicked out of Poway High for attending a basketball game where he was playing, slightly inebriated. His family relocated to Ranchero Bernard and he went to the school there where he met his friend Kerry. The one thing he really missed from Poway was his band ( big oily men ) and he spent all of the time he wasn't skateboarding complaining to Kerry, and his girlfriend, Anne Hoppus. Anne finally introduced him to her brother, Mark Hoppus, who was a bassist also in search of a band. They were the founding members of my favorite band, Blink182. They found Scott Raynor at a battle of the bands competition. Blink182 released their first album in 1994, it was called Cheshire Cat, ( although they released one unofficial tape before that, called flyswatter).

Although I have a lot more information on Tom and Blink182 both, I will shorten it down a bit ( mostly because I don't type that fast and I have a book and two or more fan sights full of information on them).

Travis Barker joined around 1998 after Scot quit and they played the infamous Mark, Tom and Travis show. Tom did a side project in 2003, and formed a band called Box Car Racer, ( the second best band ever) they only released one album and it was self titled. About a year later, after the release of Blink182's self titled album, Tom quit Blink182. The band broke up. Tom started a new band, Angels and Airwaves ( the third best band ever) and they released two halves of one album, the first entitled We Don't Need To Whisper and the second, I-Empire.

As I'm sure you all know Blink182 recently got back together and went on the summer 2009 Blink182 reunion tour,( which let me tell you was awesome) . Sadly that put an end to Angels and Airwaves, ( which let me tell you were also very awesome live). It was worth it though because it brought back the best band to ever walk the face of the earth.

So, let me wrap up really quick. Tom has been a part of the best three bands ever, released the following albums: Cheshire Cat, Buddha, Dude Ranch, Enema of the State, The Mark, Tom and Travis Show, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, Box Car Racer, Blink182, Greatest Hits, We Don't Need to Whisper, and last but not least I-empire. He founded ( although sold his shares of) Atticus clothing company and is still in charge of Macbeth shoe company. He is the best guitarist, singer songwriter ever. He now resides about 45 minutes north of San Diego with his wife, Jennifer, his daughter Ava Elizabeth DeLonge, and his son Jonas Rocket DeLonge, and his two dogs, Grey and Chloe..

I know, I know I'm obsessed, but it's not my fault. He's funny and he writes beautiful songs and he plays amazingly and I love his voice. Oh, yeah, and he's hot. For the record, I loved Tom for about 5 years before I actually found out how much older than me he is, AND there's a girl in my fremch class who's in love with a guy that's like 60. So HA. Also, Monica from friends dates Richard and they were 21 years apart. So, hahaha. Look, what did I tell you? Gorgeous!!!!



This was Tom when he was in Blink182 before they broke up.



And this is when he had the lighter hair during Angels and Airwaves.



I have like a million more pictures, on my myspace and my laptop, as my background, and a slideshow as my screensaver, ( also some where he's not wearing a shirt) but anyway, I'll ony put these two on todays blog because I can only upload one at a time and it would take way too long.


Anyway, everybody celebrate today because it is Tom's 34th birthday and I love him.



Oh, and btw, A lot of people have been wondering how I got my screenname, and since it's Tom birthday I will tell you. It's the name of a Box Car Racer song.

" Call me back when word is that she's gone. Cat Like Thief she stole air from my lungs. Leave me standing on this lonely grave. I dug it out in case she turns away." - Tom DeLonge.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! IN YOUR FACE

Today, December 12th, 2009, my mother agreed and said ( without my telling her and or bribing her) to my father, and I quote " Tom's birthday. A national holiday." HAHAHAHAHAHA! IN YOUR FACE, I HAVE GOTTEN SOMEONE ELSE TO CALL DECEMBER 13TH A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!!!!! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

I am going to petition that we get this day off next year ( I do believe it will fall on a monday )
and everybody who agrees, please comment on my blog. If you don't know who Tom is, let me tell you something. He is better than Old Greg. I'll probably be posting about him tomorrow. Tom, not old Greg.

Gaia event

I changed my hair back to the old cut on gaia now, but it is in celebration of the new event. Check it out, it's really cool. You click on the memory vials and then you get freebie items. The snitch and wand I had to get separately but the quidditch uniform and cauldron uniform I got for free. You also get a slytherin scarf and clips from half blood prince, which is pretty cute. Every body that has a gaia should play.... even you Rily, I'll find a way to pay you back if you just want to get the items for me, I would love to have them all and will pay you in something else out of game. Either that or give me your information. XD.

Amazing, but not by blue october.

Sorry you guys, I know I haven't been on in a while. What's happened to me since my last post? Well, I was given a terrible ultimatum, I was given an X-mas present, joined two new religions, I developed a new favorite blue october C.D., and two more really epic things happened that are the reason I am posting.

1. the lesser of the two, I finally changed my hair on gaia even though it was an accident. I thought for sure that the icon said 25 gold, it said 800 and even though I only planned on having this cut a day to go with my outfit, I'm keeping it because it is sixteen times what I usually pay for my cut. So behold....










I"M DR. HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!





And the second is even more amazing. I was sitting thinking about my blog and then I thought about how sad it was i had to change my disclaimer on the twilight drinking game from the original, ( and I really am getting tired of those disclaimers btw) because Maddy stole my book. I'm not even kidding that's what was going through my mind when some one knocks on the door. Mom asks me to get it ( which she never does) and so I get up ( which I never do) and there stands Maddy with my copy of Twilight. How coolio is that? Now I have one more book to go on my shelf that I don't read or have room for. That's not fair, I read most of the books on my shelves, except for about four.....


Anyway, I hope you all have fun, I had to stop posting songs of the day here, for which I apologize but I'm playing a trivia game with a few people who are among my readers.

Have to go now, just thought you would like the update.

Oh, and btw Rily, I am going to go right now and not right my research paper.


And I get Die Hard for free on Netflix, aren't you jealous?

Tu a perde le match

There are some things in french that will always haunt me, but how they come out strangely in english ( for instance a french expression meaning really wasted translates into english as " my hair hurts ") or some just because, well, they're haunting ( an example of this one is that french children learn the story of their Santa Clause equivalent, Saint Nicholas, and he became a saint after his ass, or rather his cushy backside, resurrected the pieces of three children who were murdered and hacked into bits and shoved in the saltbrine 7 years ago, and I shit you not. )

But regardless of how haunting these traditions are, it's during this holiday season that I am truly proud of my french family lineage ( my french name btw is Alice LaChance)

And so, in the christmas spirit I have decided to write you a little english/french poem

In this Christmas season
Seeming no rhyme of reason
Regardless of what you believe
I hope you remember these things ( shut up that rhymed)
First of all ( should you be so lucky)
Go and get yourself a rubber ducky
Second, I hope you take with you
You can always find solace in the color blue
And last things to remember when you hear my name
Tu a perde le match
You just lost the game.